Scurvy greens

The scene: the frosty waters of the North Pacific.
The players: Two sailors

FIRST SAILOR: By Neptune's beard, I truly hate those environmentalist land-lubbers.

SECOND SAILOR: Aye, so do we all, but what's to be done about it?

FIRST: I've a plan to drive those scurvy hippies mad.

SECOND: Well, we already work on an oil tanker.

FIRST: Ar, 'tis true,but we can do better.

SECOND: Shall we sink one of Greenpeace's boats?

FIRST: No, I've a much better idea...