The Closet Moderate: Still hopey

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Still hopey

Just in time for Obama's birthday, his people have released this report, which clears him of all wrongdoing ever, but specifically with regard to the sale of his former Senate seat. And it's written by the lawyer, who represented John Hinckley, Bill Clinton, and Elian Gonzales's dad, so it will certainly be seen as fair and impartial by politicians throughout the country.

Also, if you're an mean-spirited, unemployed tax lawyer, you'll be sure to enjoy the typo on page 2. Happy festivus!

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