The Closet Moderate: Return of the Shituation Room

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Return of the Shituation Room

Due to a pending lawsuit brought against us by Wolf Blitzer's beard, we will refrain from comparing this hard-hitting news outlet with any aspect of CNN. We have received an injunction allowing us to continue to badmouth Ted Turner, so expect a lot of that. Remember: it's not libel if you're drunk!

1 comment:

Statler said...

"Only kill in justice and with honor. 10th rule of Tang Soo Do."

Shouldn't that be, like, the first rule? Are you allowed to punch a man in the balls, so long as you don't kill?