The Closet Moderate: They're probably reading this right now...

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

They're probably reading this right now...

Jesse Ventura is hosting a new TV show about conspiracy theories.

Sounds like some bullshit to me. If he was going to talk about real conspiracies, why would the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds even allow him on the air? The minute he breathes a word about who really controls the Swiss franc, Skull and Bones is going to take him down. Hard. He'll soon be cast from the highest whatever to the lowest whats-its, once the true masters of the universe find out about this.

My theory: he's really part of the conspiracy himself. By disseminating false rumors about 9-11 and the JFK assassination, he'll keep the public confused, unable to pierce the truth about who's behind it all.

Naturally, my fellow bloggards and I have long ago penetrated the secrets of the Bavarian Illuminati, but to reveal them here would be dangerous -- foolhardy, even. I'll just say this: if you've ever handled a two-dollar bill, you're already a part of it.

On the other hand, if Ventura turns up dead in the next few months, we'll know he was on to something. Watch your back, Jesse.

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